Oh how far we’ve come in the past seven weeks.

I write this, my final Love Games recap, with tears in my eyes. I cannot believe that it is time for the end. Oh my, how far we’ve come in the past seven weeks. Wasn’t it just yesterday that Judi sent the sexy text, “Shout out to the hos that can spread their legs but not spread a smile across your face. Hahaha XOX Moi.” It hardly seems like a day has passed since Sydney politely asked Kori, “Why the f*ck you talkin’ sh*t about stretch marks on my titties?” Oh, how far we’ve come indeed.

In the past seven weeks, we’ve said goodbye to eight guys, including the eyebrow challenged Pasquale, the cake loving Freaky JP, and the forgettable Dusty, who revealed to us in the very first episode that he finds Kori “totally f*ckable.” Class? These guys had it in spades. We’ve bid goodbye to our own natural disaster Sydney. At times she’s been a Tornado, Tsunami, and Hurricane.

And now there are seven. Kori and Judi, and their own island of misfit toys: Joey, Matthew, Nick, John, and Edson. Who will win? Let’s find out, shall we?